Bad news, friends, I will not be going to Columbus, OH for TrotCon July 15th through 17th.

Because I just booked a $900 acting gig that same weekend. $300 per day for 3 (possibly 4) days, wearing naught but underwear and a mustache, getting accidentally run over in a forest by a divorced couple, attacking the man, beaten with a crowbar by the woman, and shot by a racist at the end for a dark comedy short film.

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I suppose if someone tried to shoot me, the bullets would turn around and jump right back into the gun. I've been in another car accident. I suppose if all I have to show for it is a headache, that's a plus. Almost driving off a small cliff once, and now damn near flipping the car. I've got some luck or Highlander blood in me.

So....

Yeah.

Car's wrecked, my niece and I are okay.

So that happened.

First, the most important bit, something that was recently brought to my attention. Boys and girls of all ages... take a gander... at THIS!

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Or some other clever blog title.

Anyway, is it me or is Fimfiction sort of... subdued, recently? I feel a lot of the stories are starting to just... slow, in both updates and good stories getting out there. I have a tracking bookmark for stories I consider dead, cancelled or on hiatus - there are currently 348 stories in there, and I'm sure I'll have to update it again soon, considering how many good stories seem to have just... died.

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I got this thought in my head that just doesn’t go away. It’s a funny headcanon where Pharynx just, doesn’t feel physically pain, or at least not to the extent most people would.

Like, if you break your arm, it hurts a lot because your bones are covered in nerves and those nerves send pain signals to your brain. It why it hurts.

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I hope you all have a Happy New Year.

I'll be sittin' right here.

Ok—

This one will get a little morbid.

Be warned, this talks about cannibalism and child endangerment in a school argumentative essay.

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When finally found a story but the Author is terrible at updating stories:

Hey look, a famous story... Wow, it's so awesome!!!

Two years later:

Where the Buck is the update... Oh shoot, its canceled

I apologize for sounding a bit angered and annoyed in my last blog post. Probably shouldn't have been the way to post after so long. A Novo-Neighsayer was causing trouble on one of my stories and it really annoyed me. I rarely get comments on my stories, and when one of the first ones I received in a while is just blind Novo bashing, it got pretty irritating.

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Well I'm totally new at this whole thing and that includes blogging. However I do feel that it's important to put as much as myself out there to interact with people, and hopefully fans.

I haven't been on here for very long, and comparatively I haven't gotten the most views or upvotes, but I do have a couple of people who thought my story was good, and I think that everything I continue writing will be for those who enjoy reading my creations.

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im just gonna kinda rant in here...i could just sit down and cry right now. i met this girl at work and she cute cool and just put me in a good mood. she told me she didnt have a boyfriend and i was even more in a good mood. but then im on facebook and i see something on her wall. a guy saying something about his "GF" and had her tagged in it. so being the human that i am i clicked on his profile and it says that theyve been together since january 28th, i met her a few nights ago...so im

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I miss that show especially when they had famous guests on there, like Whoopi Goldberg, Robin Williams, and Richard Simmons, etc....

Ex: Part of one episode with Richard on it:
Richard Simmons on Whose Line is it Anyways

I always liked the parts where Ryan and Colin would act like they are doing a infomercial on a collection of songs, and Wayne would have to sing in that style/type of song.

Because I'm super bored, I'm going to post a blog every hour or so today.

I was writing ML and came to a realization:
Phoenixes can't face-palm, or face-hoof.
Therefore, face-wing.
WUT.

TIME TO SING A SONG!!!

Do you like my sword?

WELL IT'S Y TEN HOUR LONG ONE! NOT YOURS!

C I A H F O B I A
HN O U F A N R
I U L C I
C S L O Z
K E N O
E N

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So passes my second Brony convention!

They moved to the Dayton convention center, making for less potential for impressive photos but also much more elbow room.

I felt like I had a better time, owing to a much more organized board game room that I ran about 6 hours worth of pony-themed games in (Buck Legacy, Adventures in Equestria, etc). The business kept me very active and made my free time very valuable. Maybe next time I'll make a proper panel...

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I need teh advizez on how 2 hav a betta User pag or how 2 wright betta storys

Srsly do plz halp meh

Well, I'm not going to curse anymore. Lent is almost upon me and I'm giving up cursing. I need to keep it clean anyway, I have to think of the children!

I'll be offline for a week or two I lost internet and am moving to a new place.

+ = More time to work on my story.
- = I won't be on for a bit so there will be a delay on release until I catch up once more.

anyway that is all for now.^,=,^

All right, so here's the OC's I'm using so far:

Xtremely Xtreme - Scythe
F4Fullpower - Green Gamer
MyLittleBurger - Kcisyh
Big Odie 77 - Big Odie
Me - Shadowflash
RainbowMissile97 - Matrix

These are a great bunch, but, I still need more. I also need Xtremely Xtreme, F4Fullpower, and RainbowMissile97 to send me a pm on how their character acts. I also need F4Fullpower to send me his pony in Pony Creator.

Anyways, I'm still looking. Keep at 'er.

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